ROLL UP! ROLL UP!
Come visit the WORLD'S MOST PETRIFYING - the awe-inspiring, nerve-shattering, Vehicle of Terror!
It'll shred your tyres and shred your nerves!
WATCH as the tyres deflate on a main road!
HEAR the clunk of metal-on-asphalt!
SMELL the burning rubber!
GASP as they attempt to find a garage!
Will they make it in time?!
Ladies and Gentlemen, place your bets!